Thursday, May 19, 2011

Must Avoid Farm Animals

My great-grandfather apparently died from a pig-bite.

Molly's great-grandfather died from being kicked my a horse.

We, therefore, ought to avoid farm animals.

(How's that logic?)

3 comments:

rantipoler said...

Yikes!

M said...

Seriously, a pig?? I mean, the horse thing I totally could have deemed possible...but what was it, a rabid pig??

Stephanie Saunders said...

Or you should take a special course in animal assault defense.